If I was Alberto Gonzales...

If I was Alberto Gonzales, I would diminish the rights of the average American because they don't do what the President says. I would prohibit free speech on the internet by advocating for legislation that would permit the government to track the average person's internet traffic. I would like to make the American populace like the sheep of China, who have no rights. But, only if I was Alberto Gonzales.

P.S.A. You too can be like Alberto Gonzales, and support the dwindling liberties protected by the Constitution that the President is supposed to uphold, even with a 33% approval rating.